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Santa Does Stand-Up

Who is this funny man?
Who is this masked – and funny – man?

What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?

A barberqueue

Why was the turkey in the pop group?

Because he was the only one with drumsticks!

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

A stick

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